acquaintedwithrask:

drdemented:

Instead of saying “MAN UP”, you should say “TANK UP”.

Because you know, when you’re the tank in a group, you’re taking the hits. Which is kind of what the first expression is aiming for.

Except this one is gender neutral.

cosigned so hard

the-entire-furry-fandom:

us3rrr:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Cowboy Bebop. No cowboys and not a single bebop. 0/10

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excuse

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u

fuck he got me

jaclcfrost:

no but like

  • someone could think you’re cool and want to be your friend right now
  • someone could be thinking about you right now
  • someone could want to talk to you right now
  • someone could have a crush on you right now

like you may think it’s impossible but think of all of the people you think are cute or awesome or want to talk to or think about. that don’t know about it. they don’t even realize it. you’re one of those people for someone. at this very moment, probably

and you don’t even realize it

hiddlesface:

I don’t know why I find this picture so funny ‘I’m sorry Captain I don’t care who you are, if you don’t have a permit we have to tow it away’

hiddlesface:

I don’t know why I find this picture so funny
‘I’m sorry Captain I don’t care who you are, if you don’t have a permit we have to tow it away’

neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

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theodd1sout:

This will help you write good.

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means

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kittensceilidh replied to your post: yes im emily anne and welcome to my ne…

haha nothing wrong with that :) he really is DAMN good looking and a mighty fine Sheo :D

he is a hella fine sheogorath
and an awesome human being 

yes im emily anne and welcome to my new phone screens

fuckin nerd

dodie-snk:

HE’S SO STUPID HE CAN’T SCRATCH HIMSELF WITHOUT FALLING DOWN THAT’S CUTE