lie-t0-m3:

forever reblog

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

regalium:

IDK IF YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS WEBSITE YET, BUT I DON’T EVEN CARE IF YOU DO.

CHARAHUB BASICALLY ALLOWS YOU TO MAKE A DIRECTORY OF ALL YOUR OCS.

LIKE SO

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AND SO (they let you get super detailed)

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It lets you store 100 characters (you gain 2 extra slots whenever someone…

The road so far…
dear-mishka:

I wanted something cute to hover on my blog so I made this! 
I took soooo many shortcuts with this and it took forever to get the animation right, but it’s finally done and I can get some sleep and rest my back…
On the off chance that anyone wants to use this go ahead and do so, just be sure to credit me please!

dear-mishka:

I wanted something cute to hover on my blog so I made this! 

I took soooo many shortcuts with this and it took forever to get the animation right, but it’s finally done and I can get some sleep and rest my back…

On the off chance that anyone wants to use this go ahead and do so, just be sure to credit me please!

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

chiaki-nanamayor:

dude, why are you wearing a table.

chiaki-nanamayor:

dude, why are you wearing a table.

James Blake - I Am Sold
124 plays

elideario:

And we late, nocturnal
Speculate what we feel.

justice-kun:

edgeworth completed his steel samurai trading cards collection, at last. fucking nerd.

juststrokemyglabella:

f1ipster:

danisactuallycry:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

Saturn was NOT a single lady.

"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."

you should not hit dogs

boop